What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Innocent before proven guilty

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What did one boob say to the other boob

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Bible.. Hm.?

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

You shall not bear false witness.

I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like religions.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Deuteronomy 17

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like

Lose lips shimk ships.

Your going to be alright just relax

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?